That is Fucking Funny

We all have wants and needs, but needs are lame. Toothpaste? No.

Remember when the world was a big, beautiful place, full of wonder and hope? Well, let these photos remind you that it isn't.

We understand you like to have some fun, drink a little, and party. That's fine. But you need to use moderation.

For his bachelor party, this guy's friends take him bungee jumping blindfolded. But little does the guy know, he's not jumping very far.

We're not entirely sure how a vacuum works internally. We know there's a motor of some sort.

Elliot Loney parodies the popular Bear Grylls show 'Man Vs.

This coach obvious loves boxing, but hates his students: the people of Wall Street. He openly makes fun of them and calls them names and it is absolutely hilarious.

In this dog's defense, he really needs to get home to get to chewing on some things.

It's a cool trick, but we would like to see him do it again after his 5th or 6th beer.

So much for the saying 'You can't teach an old dog new tricks'. This chick just taught her old dog how to ride a bicycle, pretty sure that counts